March 2012
February 2012
And Eggman’s gotta get back to his base after getting the Master Emerald wrecked.
This stage was like, my absolute favourite for getting Chaos Drives. Chao were quite honestly the best thing that could ever happen to a video game.
My chao could kick your chao’s ass.
My chao can shake trees and eat fruit LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST STEP OFF
One of the few video game soundtracks I own a physical copy of.
I’m currently reading “Hell Season”, a compilation of ero-guro stories
I just got done with “When All’s Said and Done” by Shintaro Kago
fucking
jesus
CHRIST
WOW
WHY
I will forever regret looking this up.
I literally gagged and was this close to vomiting. Easily some of the sickest shit I’ve ever seen, and I own films like Salo and Antichrist.
sometimes i just sit here seeing cool people having amazing internet friendships with groups of people and i’m just here staring at my dash wishing i had enough social skills to talk to someone other than my cat
Honestly I’ve had similar thought processes before, but I actually do…
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan, there was an odd phenomenon between children ages 7-12, particularly in those using headphones to listen to the sound effects. Increase of nosebleeds, irritability, insomnia, and addiction to the game, playing for hours and hours on end and crying to the point of vomiting when the opportunity was taken away.
Roughly 70% of these cases ended in suicide.
In almost every case of the aforementioned symptoms, despite gameplay time recorded to the limit of the internal clock, the game had not progressed further than “Lavender Town”.
A closer analysis of the game revealed a tone in the audio of the music for “Lavender Town” at a pitch undetectable by fully developed human ear drums. Within weeks every unsold copy of the “first edition” the game were recalled silently and the game was re-released with re-mastered audio for “Lavender Town”.
The widely known version is said to be missing three extra tones, as well as the unique, binaural tone of the first edition, although this is unconfirmed due to the rarity of working first edition copies; in the known few that remain, the internal clock and ‘battery save’ have all timed out and ceased function, and in many cases the game will freeze upon entering any battle.
The audio post above is the original file that was heard by these children.
omg I read through this like ‘what fucking bullshit’ and then pressed play and I think I just died
I had the exact same impression, then once I listened to it (I had a friend over, I’m thirteen, she’s sixteen) I felt like my temperature rose about 10 degrees and I couldn’t cool off no matter what I did. On top of that I started shaking a lot. Like uncontrollably. About halfway in I started having a lot of difficulties with my balance, my vision was slightly blurry, and I couldn’t properly control my fingers. Afterwards I had a severe headache that took quite awhile to get rid of. The friend I had over had an extremely similar reaction.
TL;DR: It wasn’t lying.
Well played…. Well played.
Oh fml. Two nights ago I was going over old Pokemon creepypasta and listening to the Lavender Town music, so I saw this and was like “Oooh, topical.”
Then I clicked play.
Honestly though? I can’t say I’m disappointed. Having bought a Kia Soul recently, I’ve had this thing stuck in my head for days.
