“I want to be rich. You know, somepony important … like Rainbow Dash.”
“Whatever you want, Mr. (redacted).”
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why aren’t you reading horse fiction *rolled up newspaper*
IT WAS 50 EPISODE ANIME SERIES AND I’M READING EXISTENTIALIST LITERATURE BY SARTRE ON TOP OF THAT AND OTHER BULLSHIT CONSUMES MY MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE I’M SO SORRY PHIL OK I WOULD BUTCHER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IF ONLY YOU WOULD LOVE ME
I had this weird dream this morning that I somehow ended up in Washington, D.C. and I got to go to the White House. But for some reason, the White House was at the top of this incredibly long staircase that I had to climb. When I finally got to the top, President Obama was waiting there. He had some kind of puzzle for me to solve involving plastic cups of various sizes, some filled with fluid and some not (I still don’t know what the actual puzzle was supposed to be). At first I thought it was a silly game, but then the sky grew dark and there was thunder and lightning. Then suddenly, Philip showed up, and he challenged me? And then we were competitively trying to solve this puzzle while Obama kept egging both of us on, and his voice kept getting louder and more booming as time went on. Then somehow Phil figured it out and he won? Obama gave him some sort of plaque or something. But even though I didn’t actually care, in the dream apparently I got mad and tried to physically take it from Phil, and we fought. We were rolling around on the ground. I’m not sure what happened but it ended with Phil and I lying on the ground side-by-side and I felt disappointed in myself for fighting my friend over something so trivial, so my dream self just muttered “Brad, wake up” and then I woke up.
Hm.
if all goes well, i could have a job by tomorrow
tumbls i need a drin k
You are so handsome.
You belong in a future dominated by coked-up 15-year-olds in biker gangs.
Steve and I will take you to that movie, Philip
and you can sit in the seat between us and when the movie gets to a romantic part Steve and I will both lean in at the same time and smooch you on both of your cheeks ok
I’ve always really loved Fluttershy’s cottage tucked there on the edge of the Everfree, and how comfortably overgrown, almost dilapidated it looked, - like, if you didn’t look directly at it, it would just blend right in with the rest of the wood.
SAI / one layer
Jesus Phil, you are improving so much
